A bunch of useful idiots for the socialist movement in the U.S. were "marching" today to push for the restriction of Constitutional rights of law-abiding citizens. Ironically, their own "leaders" were whining about having their own rights restricted. I decided to contribute to the cause.
1) I went for a long, brisk walk for my health.
2) I carried a gun for my safety.
So let's see...
Heath + Safety = Life
I think I nailed it.