You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered... "mentally unstable."
In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgement until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Kansas, he'd be "a guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."
And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."
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Monday, January 9, 2017
Short on Ammo: Perspective
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What's the big deal???.....It's California!!! Whatdoyouexpect?? BTW anybody ever see photo's of Charlie Heston's "GUN ROOM????"ReplyDelete
If any of these "Ant-Gun kommifornia sno-flakes" saw that gun room of Charlie's.... they would "Spontaneously self-combust!!!" 'Save the Mortuary some money on their "Gas Bill!!!" skybil-outDelete