From Overheard in DC...
On the Yellow Line coming out of the tunnel and on the bridge toward Virginia:
Two middle-aged women are talking.
Woman 1: "Ah, we're finally heading back to civilization."
Woman 2: "Well, we're heading into Virginia."
Woman 1: "Like I said, heading back to civilization."
Naturally, the editors at DCIst took offense, but this map shows the civilization picture quite clearly.