That's right, the bottle opener is embedded in the bottom of a shoe. Quick, stop what you are doing and take a look at the bottom of your shoe. Go ahead, I'll wait....
Now think about this. After walking down the boardwalk to the beach, or across the street to the city park, you're going to stick a bottle you intend to drink from into whatever filth has been stuck to the bottom of your shoe?
I'll stick with the trusty Blue & Gray Brewery bottle opener on my keychain.
Seen on ThisIsWhyImBroke.com.